they say the best things in life are free
is food free
is internet free
THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON
Anonymous said: Why isn't there a muslim outrage about the persecution of non Muslims in Africa & the Middle East? You're all a bunch of savages.
You’re totally right.
I don’t know why we didn’t get orders from the great Muslamic hive-mind on what to think today. I usually share my brainwaves with every Muslim on the planet, so that we can all act the same way and all have one position on any issue.
Maybe there are technical difficulties at Muslim HQ™? You know, where all the Muslim decisions come from, for all the Muslims in the world.
All I got was my regular programming, you know…world domination, hating freedom, shuurriyaah law.
I’m sorry, I truly can’t answer you without further Muslim HQ™ discretion. I’ll just go take my daily Hummus shower with my Falafel scented soap and hope things get sorted out during it.
But you’re right. We should be civilized like you and call 23% of the whole planet savages and treat them as a homogenous blob with no humanity.
THE GREAT MUSLAMC HIVE-MIND OMFGG
- white people: Either everyone should be allowed to use the word, or nobody should use it.
- translation: If white people can't have the thing, nobody have the thing.
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case
We’re all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.
if anyone wants me to explain what an ‘anticlimax’ is, i’ll show them this text post
clothes for women that are sold in regular stores are more like costumes than real clothes… they’re more like representations of an idea than the thing itself, there’s a sense of unreality to them… and it’s more than the poor quality, though there is that too— dresses made of cheap synthetic material that doesn’t drape the way the shape suggests it is meant to, paper-thin t-shirts, seams that come apart… but the way every fucking thing is an illusion. to be seen on the stage first, and any functionality is incidental. sweatshirts intended to make you look warm but not to actually keep you warm. “military-inspired” boots with soles thin enough to feel the sidewalk through. tops that look layered but aren’t. the famous fake pockets, and then the cargo pants with multiple pockets but with only a few that are actually useful. it’s bizarre and it makes every shopping trip a mildly surreal and uncomfortable experience
It’s not you, it’s your 200 second snapchat story.